talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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