Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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