Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
