But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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