One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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