Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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