capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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