New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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