You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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