As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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