You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she peed on how many people?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
