STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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