Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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