Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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