I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
