Soap is not a condiment
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
