You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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