cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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