This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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