I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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