if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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