dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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