so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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