You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
