is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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