Sponge bath it is.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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