I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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