And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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