doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
my sisters under your porch take her home
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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