You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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