Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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