He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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