just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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