Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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