ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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