My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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