Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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