small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
