You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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