so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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