carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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