nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
