i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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