So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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