can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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