New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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