I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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