Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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