does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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