I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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